Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!
by Stripy42 April 2, 2013
Get the Burger saucemug. by phat burger February 1, 2017
Get the phat burgermug. To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.
"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas
by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015
Get the Salty Burgermug. A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.
by joemillslol October 24, 2008
Get the Hoof Burgermug. A sport that requires at least three people to perform (Driver,Counter, Burger thrower), burgers, a car and unsuspecting victims. 5 minute rule applies.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
jon: hey, im bored and there are a lot of people out in the streets.
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
by Jan Nam. September 23, 2010
Get the Drive by Burgermug. Cook Burgers is a ROBLOX game developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Burgers, you can cook burgers, as the name suggests.
What the fuck did you think i was gonna put here?
Oh, you can also deep-fry rats and then freeze them.
In Cook Burgers, you can cook burgers, as the name suggests.
What the fuck did you think i was gonna put here?
Oh, you can also deep-fry rats and then freeze them.
Player 1: dude what the fuck is cook burgers
Player 2: a game where you cook burgers?
Player 1: well at least its not cook sandwiches
Player 2: that game is ancient!
Player 2: a game where you cook burgers?
Player 1: well at least its not cook sandwiches
Player 2: that game is ancient!
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022
Get the Cook Burgersmug. A hamberger made in Australia which is made up of (but not limited to): Bread, a meat patty, ketchup, mustard, relish, onion, tomato, lettuse, hot peppers, mayo, pickel, olives, bacon, fried egg, and beet root.
by Andrew Jerabek August 2, 2006
Get the works burgermug.