sperm biscuit

a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.

susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom

by D. hoff March 16, 2004

Noob Biscuit

A variation of the term "noob."

"Carl just killed his own teammate!"
"What a noob biscuit!"

by The B Man November 7, 2007

feel like a biscuit

To realize that you are wrong, stupid, or otherwise moronic. Often used in a rhetorical question.

1. Dang, now don't you feel like a biscuit?
2. See, 'feel like a biscuit' is a phrase. Now I bet you feel like a biscuit, Julia.

by Plusmonster September 1, 2008

Its Not My Biscuit

Not your thing, your liking

Hey hav you heard that new song...
Yeah its cool but its not my biscuit...

by Seanness October 1, 2006

hot in the biscuit

really worked up over; excited

Even though it was pouring outside, he got all hot in the biscuit to go out.

by xman212 July 13, 2007

Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit

by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 7, 2005

whisker biscuit

Female genitalia

I bet you she's got a damn good-lookin whisker biscuit when she takes those little panties off.

by Claude Henry Smoot November 27, 2002