Betty

Your rural uncle Dave's *favorite* cow

Uncle Dave: Ole' Betty and I were up til' dawn doin' the dirty deeds if you know what I mean

by Viktor Kramnik November 28, 2020

Betty Big Bangs

A beautiful busty blonde. Must be a daaaaaaaaaamn! On breast must be at least a D cup. Mainly beautiful German girls.

Damn that girl is a Betty big bangs.

by SGT ROBO-COP May 12, 2014

Gameday Betty

A slutty, female sports fan.

Greg: Damn son, y'all see that gameday betty at the party?

Brandon: Shit yeah.

by Atreidius January 18, 2016

.9.The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty", was aired on April 12, 2007.9.

.9.The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty", was aired on April 12, 2007.9.

.9.The Beautiful World of Ugly Betty", was aired on April 12, 2007.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Brown-Betty

Common Las Vegas term that involves snorting cocaine out of the intergluteal cleft of a prostitute.

It was a crazy party at the hotel. Everyone was doing brown-bettys off the local girls.

by BoomShacka August 16, 2021

Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

by Jiminy cherrypopper April 20, 2018

Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 22, 2022