Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.
You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.
by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
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The Battle Grounds

A pretty good half life mod IF in the next patch they fix melee system, new player skins, and much slower re-load times.
Why does it take a few seconds to re-load my longrifle!!! It takes me 1 minute to do it in real life.
by Q August 29, 2004
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battle squad

Groupings of highly elite freeway street racers who drive highly modified sports cars.
Johnny wanted to join a battle squad, but his car was not fast enough.
by gigantor December 05, 2002
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Fortnite Battle Royale

The most frustrating game in the world...PLUS IT'S THE WORST GAME IN THE WORLD
"Oh My god !" Fortnite Battle Royale is the worst game ever!!
by take my L please!!!! June 28, 2018
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Battle for Bikini Bottom

A SpongeBob game released in 2003 on the Xbox, Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube. It's a 3D platformer collectathon where you play as Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy.

Over the years it has developed a cult following and now a full-fledged speedrunning community. Now we look forward to the remake, Rehydrated.
I love Battle for Bikini Bottom. Such good memories.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Battle of Neath 1799

See Margam Castle for the location of Neath.

Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.

The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.

In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
"The Battle of Neath was shit, just shit" see Neath
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Fortnite Battle Royale

A cancerous game that has turned children into failed abortions.
Child 1: Yo wassup 1v1 me on Fortnite Battle Royale scrub
Child 2: Fuck off you fat shit and go back to sucking your thumbsticks.
by GetGUDNub January 24, 2020
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