the act of stimulating a female reproductive organ by the manual use of your hand and/fingers as a stimulus. The action can be termed simply as fingering, but if you look closely it actually looks just like somebody rocking out to a sick air bass solo.
On the night of prom, me and my smokin' hawt date decided to ditch the dance and I videotaped twenty minutes of her slappin' de bass. Then we screwed. Best night of my life.
by The Timothy March 14, 2010
Mindless computer generated noise listened to by drugged up, hoodie wearing thieving idiots. No being that likes this sort of noise ever purchases a CD, instead they steal it from the local supermarket along with razors, alcohol and anything they can sell down the local public house to buy money for drugs.
by Jonthemon June 21, 2007
"This bass instrument of the Clarinet family is usually played by people who suck on regular Clarinet and therefore also naturally suck on Bass Clarinet. No one can ever hear them so who cares if they play? Usually mess up the simplest of things such as whole notes especially when they are exposed. Along with the Alto Clarinet it is often used by good clarinet players to get into District, State, and other Various Honor Bands. Some are whiney and complain that they can't march but it dosen't matter becasue they don't know how to play anyways. Rarley a Bari Sax player will have to doubble on Bass Clarinet for Jazz band."
"Hey! The concert was great even though the onlything I could hear from the Bass Clarinets were their Squeakes."
by Teth Bedrows June 03, 2009
a guitar with four strings that is easier to play than a regular guitar and makes a low, muffled sound. Great sound and the strings are harder to play due to their size, but due to most bands use of only 1 string at a time, the bass is both overlooked and superbly easy to play.
by andrew Dolan October 01, 2005
a process of building a set of four bass drums in two two-peice sets, one drum on-top of the other so it looks like this = =....- = one bass drum. then playing them in an out of time fashion so as to increase the sound speed produced.
by Chris Lewis / Seamus Bradd September 21, 2003
The song "All about the bass"- by Megan Trainor is about girls getting judged by society on there size and that girls shouldn't care what other people think, all they should care about is how they fell on the inside and about there selves. Megan Trainor is saying that getting judge isn't a good thing but that you shouldn't get affected by it because beauty is with in.
by 5sosatic August 10, 2015
When an ear is placed between a girl's buttocks and the girl squeezes her buttcheecks together on the ear and farts.
by Some Gypsy December 24, 2009