australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum

Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"

by ScrotumStrangler June 24, 2022

Australian suicide

When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide

by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

Australian

The Texan version of Britain

Are you Australian?
"Yeh owd ye kno m8?"

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Australian Keg Stand

The act of doing a keg stand through the butthole to effectively chug (or as it is also known formally; boofing) through the ass to consume alcohol. The term Australian referring to the fact the chigging is being done down under.

"Yo! Did you see Andre just straight up do an Australian keg stand right in the middle of the party infront of everyone?"
"I know bro that was insane! Talk about boofing right!?"

by TheCreatorOfBadWetDreams November 3, 2025

Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

Australian Gumblebee

A made up dog breed from the YouTube video "Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game" published by Danny Gonzalez when he was asked by the fake AI boyfriend bot what breed his dog was.

Dude! What breed of dog is that?

Just my Australian Gumblebee, isn't she so cute?

by Cyber_Sprite October 17, 2023