A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.
by KelW January 23, 2014
Get the Texas Tuxedomug. What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.
Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!
Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!
by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021
Get the Mildred , Texasmug. The best damn college in the state of Texas, and one of the Top public schools in the united states. Outstanding athletics, genius students.... what's not to like?!??!
by Matt432423 November 3, 2006
Get the University of Texasmug. Holland, Texas is a small town about 15-20 miles south of Temple, Texas; which is located about 50 miles north of Austin. Holland is the epitome of sleaze and mental retardation. There are two gas stations in Holland, both of which have employees who will never hesitate to make fun of you if you're from somewhere other than Holland. Their education system is pure shit. But on the bright side, if your child is lazy, unmotivated, and doesn't care about a halfway decent life, then by all means, send them to school in Holland.
The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.
The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.
The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.
The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.
by xzypher667 October 5, 2011
Get the Holland, Texasmug. by Dylan Swastika April 24, 2010
Get the Texas Trenchgunmug. by tmg2006 June 28, 2009
Get the Winters Texasmug. by eric barton April 20, 2005
Get the Texas Bulletmug.