Alexander

probably goth and short. he's a little ditzy and probably bisexual. but, he's also super sweet and affectionate. he loves hugs and is almost always down to give them. he also probably jokes about getting married to Gerard Way even though he never would and stans him and Lynz. He's super fun to be around, until he starts getting anxious, but it's fine because he makes up for it in the stupid amount of love memes he has saved on his phone.

"oh my god, was that a vampire?"
"no, that was just Alexander"

by yog is hurt April 12, 2020

Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.

“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”

by John seize October 9, 2021

Alexander Williams

The hottest guy you'll ever see, huge BWC, the new Chuck Norris.

Alexander Williams will take your mom , your wife, and your daughter's and they'll beg him to do it.

by 50shadesoffucked July 24, 2023

alexander cassidy

The sexest andsweetest guy in the world

Girl: I hung out with Alexander Cassidy last night.
Girl's Friend: You are the luckiest girl ever.

by Mestery Man September 8, 2016

alexander florendo

An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.

A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.

Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.

by An English Wiz October 7, 2017

Alexander

A skinny , usually tall man , with great sense of humor and kinda freaky . Somehow manages to pull some girls despite their looks. Not great at sports , and usually have a birdchest.

His name is Alexander , he probably had a bird chest

by Willywizard December 28, 2021

Alexander

The most intelligent yet kind man there has ever been, also incredibly handsome with the rarest most beautiful eyes you have ever seen.

‘look at him, he must be ‘Alexander’.

by BeijingBadBoy April 16, 2023