Alyssa

People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped

Boy1: is your friends name Alyssa

Boy2: yeh why
Boy1: don’t worry about it just leave her

by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019

Alyssa Mege

A slut who has been with many guys who just want her for sex

Oh is Alyssa Mege that slut in the minisink valley

by Minisink Truths November 19, 2019

Alyssa Kopacz

A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs

“oh look it’s Alyssa Kopacz, what a bitch ass”

by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019

Alyssa N

She is a very talented person and loves to dance, she is a very flat person but a great friend they have hard times finding a boyfriend but will get one. They are sometimes a bit whole too

Alyssa N is so funny

by Melon1806 June 3, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who is very nice and intelligent. Although she is very kind, she can get mad. Sometimes, Alyssa gets constipated. That’s how she has a small booty. #pleasedontrejectussmallbootygirls

Omg is that an Alyssa?! She has such A small booty!!

by urbandictonaryqween June 10, 2019

Alyssa

An ugly looking girl that was possibly beautiful and beaming as a child. But puberty came around and fucked her up

Omg. Did you see Alyssa? She was so cute as a kid. What happened to her??

by ...Sam_antha... December 7, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the name of a dumb slut. She twerks all over town, flopping her booty every which way.

Watch out, Alyssa is about to twerk us all into oblivion!

by Dannyboat December 19, 2019