Alexander

The most intelligent yet kind man there has ever been, also incredibly handsome with the rarest most beautiful eyes you have ever seen.

‘look at him, he must be ‘Alexander’.

by BeijingBadBoy April 16, 2023

Alexander

THE WORST PERSON TO DATE. it might seem good in the moment but once u see the real them they use u and play u. I just got used by one so i got my lick back and did him dirty.

DONT DATE AN ALEXANDERRRRR
TRUST ME I AM WARNING U RN DONT DO IT FOR UR SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL: I MIGHT SAY YES IF ALEXANDER ASKS ME OUT
ME: DONTTTTT DO IT ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!

by user9887635489 April 20, 2023

Alexander syndrome

You worked with a colleague for a while and changed position. But you can't accept to stop communication with them.

Oh he keeps talking about his ex colleague he must have Alexander syndrome

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

alexander cambell

That one really white kid in your class who is a really big snitch, yet calls other snitches. -_-

guy: Hey alex.
alexander cambell: what?
guy: Your a butt face... JK
Alex: DOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! IM TELLING!!!!!
guy: whoa, whoa, whoa. Why??
alexander cambell: CUZ YOUR SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
guy: ---__--- REALLY???

by >:(____________) November 17, 2018

Alexander Matthew

This boy is the sexiest person of all time. If you meet him, you will want to touch him tremendously all over and ask him his work out routine. He is by definition, the most perfect boy-friend. He's kind, sweet, athletic, funny, smart, and to top it all off, the world greatest at everything naughty.

Alexander Matthew is all mine bitch so back the fuck off.

by mushiness_at_it's_finest November 18, 2018