Alabama Avalanche

The act of cumming in your girlfriends vagina so much that it creates a mountain of jizz.

Hey man me and my girl made an Alabama Avalanche last night.

by Death is fun December 7, 2018

Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020

Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

Geneva Alabama

A small town in lower Alabama where your last name is your legacy or meth is.

Omg she must be on meth she’s got to be from Geneva Alabama!

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

alabama truckstop

This happens in a truckstop restroom when you're fucking someone in the ass while they're doing meth. Then someone walks in trying to take a shit and they join in while pooping at the same time.

I started to fuck her then it turned into an Alabama Truckstop and things got weird.

by Daren Mac June 25, 2015

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021