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Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022
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Australian Airstrike

When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.
I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.
by Justpulledavinnie May 29, 2022
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Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
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Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.
Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"
by ScrotumStrangler June 24, 2022
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