Australian

An american but with spiders and shit.

"you australians are just americans but with spiders and shit"

-TommyInnit

by American with spider November 3, 2020

Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025

Australian Waterfall

An Australian waterfall is the act of marinating a juicy t bone steak in a lady's period blood and proceeding to barbecue it.

Allan and Wendy made some Australian Waterfall Steaks last night.

by Pooh bear's constipated rectum January 19, 2014

Australians

they had a war with emus and lost

OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS

by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022

Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.

Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.

by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020

Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024

Australian Headbutt

The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.

Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!

by Ripn888 October 3, 2021