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G-tard

There goes the g-tards getting off the short bus
by No Rubbers September 6, 2009
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tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.
my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing
by joshua davey August 9, 2009
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Ga-tarded

Something someone would say to define / describe someone who's trying to be in the game who's retarded who can't do the fucking game at all so therefore "Ga-tarded"
Damn dog did you see That buster / half breed ton naiil trying to rob a fool again cuz he's got no game/ hustle fucking Ga-tarded
by k187c November 29, 2021
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App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.
Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.
by clappr February 25, 2015
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king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards
by planekid December 18, 2017
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twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.
Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.
by bamtime February 17, 2010
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munt tard

by GG1234 March 9, 2014
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