Wilson

That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!

Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!

by billybolge September 10, 2011

Wilson

Someone who's free in the hit children's party game Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Nick: Bro, Wilson's so free in smash
Kareem: Right? Always playing Cloud and shit

by oohyaa February 23, 2023

Wilson

Wilson from Entropy Zero: 2 is a Defective Turret.
SPOILER: This is a spoiler.

WILSON, HE'S SADLY DEAD.

by SyeGD February 20, 2023

wilson zou

Deez nutz.

Wilson Zou is yummy

by jajwkaka November 4, 2023

Nate Wilson

Internet drama.

Nate Wilson is just internet drama.

by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld November 4, 2023

Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens

“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”

by BeSlamming November 12, 2023

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023