Shrek

A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for

Do you simp for shrek to

by Shhrekkky May 6, 2022

Shrek

Shaggy demon

"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"

by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019

Shrek

our ogre king we all hail to him. (SMEXYISET MF ALIVE😍🥵)

me~is you lord shrek.
them~ no wtf
me~*cutely cuts of head*
🤪😚🤠😻👍🏽👅wap

by ActuallyHelpful June 12, 2021

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek

An ogre who is like an onion who has layers

Shrek is like an onion it has layers

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

Shrek

A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.

“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”

by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021