by SonicBoom54 August 26, 2011
Get the scoopmug. The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. by Werner lover September 27, 2023
Get the Jenc scoopmug. When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024
Get the Poop scoopmug. A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.
" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017
Get the scoop babymug. by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016
Get the scoop your nipsmug. by Hellllo there March 31, 2019
Get the Scoop and flingmug.