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Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.
Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020
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Jackson H

An Annoying tomato that dates George and symmetrical like an H
the Jackson H turned red when the unfunny joke was told
by tim cro February 15, 2018
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Sleepy Jackson

i was gunna have sex with this chick but i got a sleepy jackson
by Cock Ball Jones June 22, 2010
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micah jackson

Micah Jackson is a name of an amazing person with a beautiful soul. micah J' is gentle and care ing, but dont mess with him or you will die. micah is loyal, kind, generous, loveing, and hot af!!!!
by just some wierdo November 11, 2020
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Bones Jackson

Bad-ass character from the video game "Mutant League Football" and also "Mutant League Hockey." His name is a take off from Football/Baseball all-star Bo Jackson. It's also a killer indie band from Kelowna, B.C., one of the cutting-edge bands in the new "Freak Rock" genre.
"Dude, did you see the drummer from Bones Jackson? He plays like he's on speed!"

"Man, how about their lead singer, he wails like 1990s era Axl Rose."
by JoeCanada February 13, 2010
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Zach Jackson

A bitch nigga that cuts all of his friends, sucks bbc, and is complete garbage at litterely everything ever. He likes men and is dating a desperate 16 year old who is also weird af
Zach Jackson likes men and their titties
by Niggers Are Kewl July 14, 2019
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