Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022

Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

ivica's father

his son is a serbenbastard

"My son is a serbenbastard.", repeatedly spread by ivica perkovixxer's father (ivica's father).

by coolcommand3 April 18, 2025

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

Father

The male parent

I love my father!

by Faerie_the_Original July 5, 2023