Bum Tongue

A large, meaty column of flesh that punches out from the sphincter of an Ostrich in order to expel fecal matter.
Holy crap! Look at that Ostriches huge bum tongue!!
by Pail Plovers April 14, 2011
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bum soup

the soup like quality and consitency of ones excrement after a night of heavy alcohol/substance abuse...
bum soup....the shit that pours from ones ass like soup (vegetable!!)
by Andrea W November 08, 2007
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monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.
i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!
by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008
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Bum Yogurt

Bum Yogurt or less commonly used Bum 'Yoghurt' is an Urban phrase which has been used by Gamers across the world to explain the effects of game play which has a true effect on their constitution.

The origins of 'Bum Yogurt' are unsure although its common use between Gamers suggest that it was created by this community from the affects of Horror games. The nature of the game and increased levels of gore and violence have scared the player so much that its has given them 'Bum Yogurt'

A phrase used where the gamer has been so scared that they may have proceeded to defecate themselves through fear. This act of creating 'Bum Yogurt' is testimony to the affect of these games and the modern graphics available today.

Alternatively Bum Yogurt has cropped up as also being a health yogurt drink invented in Sweden and produced by Twinitus Technologies Inc.
That horror game was immense, it gave me instant bum yogurt.
by Ian Heywood April 03, 2008
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craigslist bum

Someone who does nothing but browse craigslist all day.
Since Anna got done with her semester she has become a craigslist bum, she just sits and browses the free stuff on craigslist all day.
by gregthekeg January 05, 2009
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Spicy Bum

The dump you take the day after you eat alot of spicy food. Characterized by a burning sensation in the rectum. These poos are especially stinky.
Are you sure you want to add chili peppers? Your going to get bad spicy bum tomorrow!
by t-rah October 23, 2008
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bum fights

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money
You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool
by bigBalla June 11, 2005
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