by No Rubbers September 05, 2009
When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.
my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing
by joshua davey August 09, 2009
Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.
If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.
by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021
Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.
by bamtime February 17, 2010
when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
by planekid December 18, 2017
A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 22, 2012
When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.
by MyPetStripe June 05, 2015