Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

Jizz Pearl

whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.

I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.

by 666_swastika_white_power_666 March 29, 2011

unspoken jizz

aka the precum

carrie: did you just precum in me?
rei: nah babe, that’s just my unspoken jizz!

by poonari May 31, 2022

Mouth Jizz

1. Words
2. Spit
3. Jizz

1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

eye jizz

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.

GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.

by alrightymon June 8, 2010

Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010

Fiddle-jizz

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

by The MTS bois November 15, 2017