road job

Oral sex given to the driver of a moving vehicle. Usually given by a female companion riding shotgun.

Kris: "Did you see how slow Gil was going through that intersection?"

Roland: "Yeah, he must of been getting one good road job."

by Gil Semple January 25, 2008

foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.

Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!

by The_Emu August 2, 2017

Copy Job

An act where two people engage in intercourse on a copy machine while it's running, so that the resulting copies which print out are a frame-by-frame of their sexual exploits.

Dan and Amy tried to convince their boss that they weren't having a copy job in the copy room, but the sheets of evidence tell a different story.

by CHS2009 March 18, 2009

Chomp Job

When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.

Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?

Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.

Gesus: Yeah, I know.

by James Griffoth October 5, 2009

Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee

Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it

by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019

ville job

When you are eating at the Ville Grill and you give a foot job while receiving a rim job.

Oh my god, I was eating, and Cristina gave me the best Ville Job ever.

by Pablo el destructor de coño June 22, 2017

ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.

That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!

by the big sack June 16, 2009