Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
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goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.
Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?
by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011
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goosely fr

goosely fr is a horrible streamer and youtuber that dyes her hair every 2 weeks and can’t make her mind up. her only personality trait is her boyfriend.
boy 1 : yo mr fart balls you watch goosely fr?
mr fart balls: no i don’t watch that ugly whore
by not gooselyfr July 09, 2021
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tickle goose

unlike a goose tickle, a tickle goose is where you run up to someone and tickle them quickly
logan just gave me a tickle goose
by cheeseburgerbaby11 December 06, 2022
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Slipped the goose

"Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.
Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.

Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose
by danielrossi September 27, 2023
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rubber goose

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?
by peaceandloveabby April 23, 2018
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throat goose

When deepthroating a penis, a person who 'inhales' / quickly deepthroats said penis in a very short amount of time and then follows up by biting the dick forcefully after they ejaculate is often referred to as a 'throat goose', mostly for the implication of the 'long' neck and aggressive biting action .
INHALE THE DICK!! BITE OFF THE DICK!!!! THAT'S A THROAT GOOSE ALRIGHT!
by M.P.D Tarantula November 18, 2017
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