Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.
Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.
by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020
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Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .
“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”
by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019
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cancel the clown

1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.
1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.

1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.

2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.

2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
by kim crappen January 22, 2008
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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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Ass clown

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.
Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party
by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022
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Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.
by Lobotomized3D February 07, 2021
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