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John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
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boat douche

The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it
Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!
by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018
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boat-guyed

When a guy you are dating (but not in a defined relationship with) shows great interest in you until he suddenly ghosts you to reunite with his ex, or to pursue someone he was previously interested in.
"Everything was going great but then he ghosted me and I found out he'd gotten back together with his realtor ex."
"He totally boat-guyed you!"
by Peakedin8thgrade April 7, 2021
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Pirates on the Boat

Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.
Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the fucking boat.
by DavidStinsonHater March 9, 2023
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Boat girl

A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.

(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)

Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.

Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.

No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”

Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”

Boat girl “turn the music up!”

“Turn the music down!”

I want to play my music!”

“Do this!”

“Do that!”

“Why?”

“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
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boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.
"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"
by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021
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boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.
Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.
by Lorema06 August 17, 2021
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