January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021

1st world

A rich Popular

1st world Problems

by 459395 March 13, 2022

1st Quarter Fiends

The type of people who go crazy both offensively and defensively in the first quarter of basketball, but lack that same energy after that

These niggas dropped 21 points in the first quarter and blocked the shit out of me, man’s are actual 1st quarter fiends

by hotboinxtdoor March 15, 2022

February 1st

February 1st is national weezer day.

Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st."
Mike: "WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY-"

by v4mpyro February 1, 2022

February 1st

national give your sister/brother a skittle day

hey dude it’s February 1st did you give your sister a skittle?

by thoseheathers February 1, 2022

1st Malthe day

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.

"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."

by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022

July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022