Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 02, 2021

strike cry

yelling some outlandish word/gibberish, right as you put a lot of force into something (e.g. kicking a ball)

guy: ALCATRAAAAZ!!! (shatters beer bottle)
guy 2: what did he just scream?
guy 3: he’s strike crying

by Liech10stein April 01, 2024

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 09, 2015

three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023

Counter-Strike 2

CSGO but wayyyyyyyyyyy worse. No operation has been released since its launched, matchmaking is infested with cheater and bots, subtick feels terrible, has insane null bind, and so on.

Counter-Strike 2 is nothing compareed to CSGO

by edranka August 21, 2024

mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018