go mute yourself

A post-coronavirus way of telling someone to either:

a) shut the fuck up;
b) go away;
c) go annoy someone else;
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well.

During the coronavirus times, global usage of video call software increased immensely. As some had access to better technology than others, sometimes people would mute themselves (or others) if they made too much noise, had too much white noise on their line or sometimes just because they were being annoying.

"My friend was being a dickhead in our Zoom chat, so I told him: 'go mute yourself!'

by andra.psd April 20, 2020

Go dual yourself.

Just another way to say "go fuck yourself". "Fuck" comes up as "Dual" on T9 text.

Steve told me is a text message to 'Eat shit', so I messaged him back saying 'Go dual yourself.'

by [e-mail] April 3, 2009

don't mug yourself

don't screw yourself over mug yourself

She has STD's dude don't mug yourself

by L'pool doggy February 27, 2005

have a meeting with yourself

slang for masturbating.

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.

by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009

Finger yourself day

Every year from now on I’m the 11th of October you have to finger your self this is because 11th if October is the day Rita estefan was born so everyone has to finger there selfs

Hey it’s finger yourself day let’s shove our finger up our ass

by Rita estefan May 25, 2018

go screw yourself

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

by Spikethemad712 May 14, 2018

Tell about yourself

The phrase used in a girl’s dating profile if she lacks the ability to create a decent bio about herself.

McKeighlee’s dating profile contained no information about herself other than the phrase, “tell about yourself.”

by T$Bop November 9, 2020