Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022

brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 12, 2020

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.

Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out

by kevmunro February 18, 2015

tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.

"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".

by She-who-never-gets-the-remote June 14, 2011