hang yourself like a painting

To make a joke about killing yourself

1: WaAaAaAaA I can't do thissss

2: L + Bozo, hang yourself like a painting

by That random brit July 10, 2023

Going like cheese

Getting completely bitched. Backing down from confrontation and/or not even putting up a fight.

He’s not even responding after being called a bitch, he is going like cheese.

by Ishaboychris July 10, 2023

Do you like Fred Durst

I don’t think you do…

Am I right?

Do you like Fred Durst?

by Death Menace July 11, 2023

Looks like Vegas

One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic

He’s weaving like piss!

by Cock waver July 24, 2023

Fly Like An Eagle

Yeah, think I better get up
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future
Said
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
I wanna feed the babies, who can't get enough to eat
Wanna shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people, livin' in the street
Oh, yeah there's a solution
Let me fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly, oh, yeah
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time flies don't it baby?
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future, oh
Time flies don't it baby?
Keep on flying, keep on flying, oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Think I better get up
Don't it baby?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly like an eagle
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly

by Death Menace July 26, 2023