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get your shit off

the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".
"You gotta get your shit off"
by Mike York January 4, 2006
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E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019
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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
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Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
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drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds
We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!
by Meryty October 5, 2006
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suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine
Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.
by devildog June 11, 2006
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