by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

The best person ever born, you must bow down to him or else your mailbox will get raped by a hedgehog.
Redding is the best person ever.
by backfired March 22, 2019

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

When you're fucking a girl on her period and you pull out with your dick all covered in blood, so you rub it all over the dirty bitches sheets forming train tracks.
I was fucking this bitch and she didn't tell me she was on the rag, so I red trolly her ass and bounce.
by Dirtyrandyandtheboys November 14, 2014

by mr.sean m August 30, 2019

Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016
