even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Wanna do some dragons?

Easily the best way to lose money in the popular Minecraft minigame Skyblock on the biggest server 'Hypixel'.

Hey, wanna do some dragons?
Nah, I'm brokey.

by Brofel December 17, 2020

Do The Two

The act of taking a dump.

Johnny:Yo! I’m going to go Do The Two, BRB!
Ren: Ew! No need to be so graphic!

by theboatofra December 8, 2020

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Do over

When you’ve busted and keep going

Her: “You came”

Him:“Yeah I’m going for a do over”

by anonymous November 12, 2020