Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

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Penis

another word for a cock

Guy 1: Check out my long penis
Guy 2: Yooooooo

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penis dipper

fuck and go

Jaquan: Mane that bitch called me a penis dipper, i swear i had to fuck and go
Homie: Bruh you funny

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Penis

Dick

Ur penis short

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penis

the noodle next to your genitals.

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small

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A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

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