hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011

Flick your bean

To master bate

When you are home alone and you are done game of thrones you flick your bean

by Xxx_epiksniper42069-xx October 4, 2019

your mother

the best band ever!!!

Go to www.yourmother.com

by awlhsidf April 5, 2004

Fuck Your Couch

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.

Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."

by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008

Butter your bean

Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".

"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"

Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"

Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"

by Karl Hungus1 December 20, 2010

lost your virginity

Having sexual intercourse for the first time or having a first kiss, depending on your perspective.

Girl: I lost my virginity. I had my first kiss with Tim.

Boy: You really lost your virginity? Did you have sex with him?

Girl: Well, no. But it felt like I lost my virginity.

Boy: Fair. Agree to disagree.

by Ereck Flowers June 8, 2015

Your mom joke

Your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Your mom joke:

Sean: Hey, John!!! Your mom is so ugly she made one direction run the other direction
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike

by Andrew Cuthbert December 17, 2019