Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the An infinite amount of timemug. by Boopyjo June 13, 2016
Get the Matlock timemug. He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.
by Jack David February 10, 2025
Get the Time Machinemug. by Hussein A.Shamkhi March 13, 2017
Get the time's upmug. by breh vity January 7, 2018
Get the Time to chillmug. A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
Get the Time Clock Plusmug. by Wayne'shouse August 13, 2022
Get the redneck tickle timemug.