Deez Nuts Id

Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition

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by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 06, 2023

Crazy nut

You nut and somehow goes everywhere

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky

by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021

crazy nuts

a word that my friend alyssa and i came up with on the phone that pretty much means insane

yo that girl is crazy nuts!

by Haha kylr November 20, 2020

nut marathon

Busting nuts constantly

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”

by xxogaal November 11, 2022

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 03, 2025

Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 18, 2018

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022