Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

Monkey Pilot by anonymous January 6, 2026

board monkey 

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

board monkey by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Reeves-monkey 

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".

Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.

Reeves-monkey by OJB September 26, 2004

Brew Monkey 

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.

"Lee you are now the brew monkey."

Brew Monkey by Aradin October 30, 2007

rolling monkey 

a strategy used in Monkey Tower Defense, in which a large amount of fully upgraded dart monkeys is used rather than higher level, more expensive monkey defenses. This defense was developed by Poisenous Bmac.

That rolling monkey made my computer so laggy that level 44 took like 10 minutes rolffles!

rolling monkey by E J Batty December 27, 2007

sponge monkey 

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

sponge monkey by tenequia January 5, 2008

puple monkey dishwasher 

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

puple monkey dishwasher by jang jub October 3, 2008