Owens (urban legend)

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .

I've heard about Owens (urban legend)

by foot frogs May 22, 2019

www.urban dictionary

The only reason people come to this website is so they can write the definitions of words.Heres one! A website where people tell their life stories, curse, and don't write definitions!

"I use www.urban dictionary!"

by Mario F it November 14, 2019

Sub urban

Sub urban is yhe most edge but hot singer in the world and the guy who made the fucking badass song cradles

Person 1: hey dude have you seen sub Urbans new song?
Person 2:yeah man it's a banger

by A suicidal bitch May 29, 2021

The Urban Meyer

Attempting to shove your pecker tongs into her fart box through her bluejeans.

I did the Urban Meyer while she danced on my lap.

by Handlemyrod October 7, 2021

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

The Urban Dictionary Madness

Some words here on the Urban DIctionary make are pretty normal while some are just ones that people wrote to be funny.These stupid words contained here can just be made if you are bored out of your mind.Like this word I right now I am just bored out my fucking mind.

The Urban Dictionary Madness is truly some type of madness.

by MR.Crackreeks October 26, 2022