Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
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Get the Cunt-coma mug.A forf cunt is a bitch who dresses with her ass and tits hanging out, wearing clothes 10 sizes too small. She walks around and flaunts her breasts and shakes her little ass. She puffs out one ass cheek to one side very time she takes a step, and holds her head arrogantly high. Now, this isn't bad at all, yet the following is what fully converts a bitch into a forf cunt. The bitch is all of the above----however----when confronted by a man who wants to compliment her, ask her on a date, or simply wants to talk, the forf cunt will scream sexual harassment. She wants nothing to do with relationships or interaction, yet the way she dresses screams otherwise. Fucking forfing cunt.
Nah bro, don't approach that piece of shit forf cunt---you don't want sexual harassment charges brought against you for saying she looks nice.
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