Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023
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Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
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Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."
by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022
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brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night
by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018
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Rival Brown

a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald
oh my shiz i told him not to approch that "rival browner" damm he's gunner go bald now !!!!
by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009
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Brown Stories

When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE
Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...

Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
by Lingo357 October 23, 2012
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Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
by MRB703 April 15, 2024
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