Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Ass monkey

A word awesome people use

Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass

by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 30, 2021

Smurf Monkey

Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna

by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

monkey chats

To be on drugs or intoxicated (Irish slang )

That lad is on monkey chats

by Calum Gibson July 17, 2021

big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.

'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'

by VillageWalls July 23, 2021

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021