McKibbin time

Following this form of time means, running late because you think you'll arrive on time, every time if you leave exactly when you're supposed to be there. Unless it's for the airport, then 2/3 hours early is the only acceptable form of McKibbin time.

Please note that McKibbin time will seem like normal time when compared to Kerr time.
Refers to the Scottish McKibbins.

"ooft, they're not here yet? After 20 minutes?"
"They're on McKibbin time."

by olimmck September 27, 2022

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Tweaker time

A time adjustment applied to meth users to account for the additional amount of time required to smoke additional meth and break focus from various projects before leaving the house.

He said he was coming at 5 pm but he's running on tweaker time so it's going to be closer to 6.

by RawrRemix September 18, 2021

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Chidi-time

Chidi-time runs at least 3 hours either side of GMT. It is neither past nor present but, both at the same time.

Your mum is on Chidi-time, she will be here at some point in the past, present or future.

by WGStwat July 2, 2024

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America's Time of Death

Noon on January 20, 2001.

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.

by Publius0987 August 6, 2025

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Julian Time

Something that you say right before you bust.

"Julian," Ranen growled.
"Yeah, baby, it's Julian time." Said Julien

Julian Time is a colloquial term referring to the act of self-pleasure. It humorously borrows its name from the Julian calendar, suggesting an individual's solitary indulgence in personal gratification.

by BiggieRanen May 31, 2024

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