I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad

David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

Cum

white stuff

One day, I saw some white stuff on my mom and dads bed, grandma said it was cum.

by f u b**** March 28, 2022

Cum Shot

A cum shot is how to get a girl pregnant

*Give me a cum shot * I want Kids

by anonymous July 18, 2024

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!

by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

cum cheemus

monke yes
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Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus

by AvemPistris December 3, 2020