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Cum

you’re not fucking funny for searching this! Grow up kid
Ahhh I’m gonna cum!”
by CUMDUMPTERRRR June 5, 2022
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cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment
“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”
by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019
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cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
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cum cheemus

monke yes
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Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus
by AvemPistris December 3, 2020
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Cum inc

a inc that produces all cum in the world. they make cum, then transport to another countrys.
Omg, Cum inc produced so much cum this year!
by danyshow May 26, 2020
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cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Cum dump

An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a slut who loves having anal sex.
Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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