Space Monkey

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.

" shut up you pink Space Monkey "

by Pistol 0G March 9, 2020

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

monkey

you r a rasict

is that a monkey in the tree

by ur public grandma April 3, 2023

Nokia monkey

someone that toots gay which blows up new york

OMG I saw a nokia monkey

by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021

Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

Monkey D. Luffy

Solos whole MHA verse, got Boa Hancock crushing on him, lucky boy, king of pirates.

Monkey D. Luffy is the king of pirates.

by yamato <# February 1, 2022