Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
Get the cut the red tape mug.The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…
“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”
“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”
“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”
by Ethan Tang stan (NOT Ethan) April 24, 2023
Get the Red Notebook mug.A outhouse series in Philmont Scout Ranch and at other BSA camp grounds with open air "air conditioning", comes in many different models including ones with "Red roofs" typically has 2 holes in the ground separated with a door that's locked via rope that has a roof that's colored red making it easy to spot. There's also models with "blue" roofs these has complete open air conditioning that comes in seating variants like "Pilot and Co Pilot" and "Pilot and bombardier" One major rule is to NOT pee in them, it makes them get smelly. These are common at most camp sites unless your at a low impact camp then you have to use your pal Doug for your needs.
You: "Hey man I got to run down to the Red Roof I got a big one cooking up down below and I need a buddy."
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"
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I was eating this bitch out when I got a nose bleed...I said whatever and continued with it giving her a reverse red wings
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