baby ass kid

literally leon omg

"Stop being such a baby ass kid!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"

by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay January 23, 2020

Kid

Literally anyone that isn't you, even if they are you peer or older than you. Used frequently over the internet.

You: Damn, you suck a this.
Xxx_pussydestroyer420_xxX: Shut the fuck up kid, your hacking, and if you werent i would kick your as in real lief to!1!!!!1

by KysKyle October 9, 2018

Fortnite Kid

Joseph

Joseph is a fortnite kid

by Fortnitekidssuck June 4, 2022

horror kid

Someone who watches too many horror movies, to the point where it has probably warped their soul.

Daniel: Ryan said he can't come out today because watching every Hellraiser movie ever made.

Sarah: What do you expect, he's a total horror kid.

by KingRymo August 20, 2017

burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)

yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022