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Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present
Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act
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Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog
Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging
by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021
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dante's peak syndrome

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen
My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome
by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017
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Andy Biersack Syndrome

The belief perpetuated by fans of a public figure (often a musician or actor) that it's impossible to not be sexually attracted to said public figure. Denial will almost always incite fierce vitriol (or at least firm stubbornness) from the fandom for dare disrespecting their object or worship.
She blocked me because I wouldn't kiss Tom Holland. She has that Andy Biersack Syndrome.
by sweatnut September 12, 2021
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White Cock Syndrome

A condition in which a person of another ethnicity is attracted to a white guy who is significantly older, uglier, (or both) than them. This most often occurs between asians and whites. This seems to be more prevalent in the gay community as many young asian men are put under the intoxicating spell of white cock.
The asian girl I saw today with her white "boyfriend" a hideous ginger who wouldn't have even been raped in jail by a sex offender. She obviously had White Cock Syndrome
by vwvrh6b May 7, 2011
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Britney Spears syndrome

Divorce women or coming out of a long term relationship, who go out and get drunk and do stupid things.
Rebound behavior. Wants to do the things they did not do during the relationship.
dates numerous of douch bags and has crazy drinking nights.
Behaves irrationally trying to do everything at once. Not having any direction and thinking no one else sees what they do.
Britney spears syndrome. Women who are just getting out of a long term relationship. Doing shots at a bar and behaving irresponsible just to have fun because they couldn't do it while they where in a relationship.
by Happy_101 March 3, 2011
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Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.
Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009
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