by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog
by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021

My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome
by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

The belief perpetuated by fans of a public figure (often a musician or actor) that it's impossible to not be sexually attracted to said public figure. Denial will almost always incite fierce vitriol (or at least firm stubbornness) from the fandom for dare disrespecting their object or worship.
by sweatnut September 12, 2021

A condition in which a person of another ethnicity is attracted to a white guy who is significantly older, uglier, (or both) than them. This most often occurs between asians and whites. This seems to be more prevalent in the gay community as many young asian men are put under the intoxicating spell of white cock.
The asian girl I saw today with her white "boyfriend" a hideous ginger who wouldn't have even been raped in jail by a sex offender. She obviously had White Cock Syndrome
by vwvrh6b May 7, 2011

Divorce women or coming out of a long term relationship, who go out and get drunk and do stupid things.
Rebound behavior. Wants to do the things they did not do during the relationship.
dates numerous of douch bags and has crazy drinking nights.
Behaves irrationally trying to do everything at once. Not having any direction and thinking no one else sees what they do.
Rebound behavior. Wants to do the things they did not do during the relationship.
dates numerous of douch bags and has crazy drinking nights.
Behaves irrationally trying to do everything at once. Not having any direction and thinking no one else sees what they do.
Britney spears syndrome. Women who are just getting out of a long term relationship. Doing shots at a bar and behaving irresponsible just to have fun because they couldn't do it while they where in a relationship.
by Happy_101 March 3, 2011

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.
Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."
Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"
Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."
Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"
Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009
